Download PDF by J.C. Richards: 501 Things to Do with a Zombie

By J.C. Richards

ISBN-10: 1440507228

ISBN-13: 9781440507229

Zombies are, or have been, humans too! get away routes, safety plans, survival kits. adequate is adequate! Zombies have got a foul rap, and it is time the redeeming characteristics of those brain-eating (but in all likelihood lovely) creatures come to mild. input 501 activities with a Zombie. inside of, you will see that the undead make the suitable sidekicks for nearly whatever you will have happening. cannot persuade a blood brother to affix you in karaoke? No concerns! A Zombie by no means suffers from degree fright! seeking to take a leisurely walk in the course of the neighborhood farmers' marketplace? Zombies understand the key to selecting out the most up to date tomatoes. have to negotiate a brand new cell-phone agreement? carry a Zombie alongside to get out of the two-year dedication (he can strong-arm the revenues rep—that is, except it is missing). convinced, Zombies can have rotting flesh and nasty viruses, yet do not all of us have our faults? Open your brain and open this e-book for encouraged principles on how we will all discover ways to get alongside.

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Check out 13 items in a 12-items-or-less line 142. Deny any wrongdoing 143. Make a public apology 144. Further deny any wrongdoing 145. Visit a major attraction 146. Practice the law of attraction 145. Visit a major attraction 151. Go away for a spa weekend 147. Bake a pie 148. Go to a driving range 149. Watch HGTV (Zombies are really good at demo) 150. Practice viral marketing 151. Go away for a spa weekend 155. Do laundry 152. Participate in a focus group 153. Read Twilight 154. Attend a PTO Meeting 155.

Sit 'n' spin 399. Attend a film festival 399. Attend a film festival 400. Wear a blazer 401. Yodel 402. Roller skate 403. Sit for a portrait 404. Jump up and down on the bed 403. Sit for a portrait 410. Visit Amish Country 405. Watch an entire infomercial (just keep your Zombie away from the phone) 406. Inhale a helium balloon and speak in funny voices 407. Learn shorthand 408. Wear Mukluks 409. Make sno-cones 410. Visit Amish Country 415. Do origami 411. Go to a motivational seminar 412. Take an IQ test 413.

Make balloon animals 335. Make balloon animals 336. Go to a water park 337. Go to a concert 338. Sing “Sweet Caroline” 339. Spell M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I 340. Go to the Kentucky Derby 341. Play HORSE 342. Play Bingo 343. Google 344. YAMMY GORILLAS 345. Use duct tape 342. Play Bingo 346. Collect decorative swords 347. Attend the Academy Awards 348. Ask for a raise 349. Join a club 350. Start a religion 347. Attend the Academy Awards 351. Road trip 351. Road trip 352. Ask for directions 353. Use a GPS 354.

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